5:00:00
Free yourself
Leave all your troubles behind
Just be with me. Here. In the clouds...
So fluffy. So light.
Trust me. You'll feel so much better after this
Take a moment to RELAX
Collect your thoughts
If you want to cry... that's okay with me
Are you feeling better yet?
Has the weight been lifted off your shoulders?
Don't think. Just let go...
I think your ready to get back...
A friend recommended this exercise regime
Eep. Looks brutal but I think you can handle it
Can't have you sitting in that chair all day long
Your physical health is important to me
C'mon it's only 5 X 20 reps!
Don't give me that look
No cheating! I'll be able to tell...
Push HARD!!
Whiners are wieners!
Keep checking that form!! Ok?
1 min to go! Don't slack off now!
Gotta maintain that 20/20 vision
CVS doesn't discriminate
I see you squinting
Thats right. I'm also a licensed optometrist
This is a good indicator of how hard your eyes work
TIME for your daily eye exam :)
I'm going to prescribe some eye training techniques
Let's begin: Can you read line 1 for me?
Let's try something harder. Read out the last line?
Too hard? How about Line 12?
Looks like you didn't eat enough carrots as a kid
Hope this put things in perspective... Let's get back
Close your eyes and live in the moment.
How tranquil. How serene.
Let's escape
But stop squirming!
I know it's challenging...
Listen to the calming sounds of the water
Clear your mind...
Let your worries wash away with the current
Be one with the nature
1 minute left, you're doing great
Okay... back to reality
Keep focusing on your breathing
FOCUS!
Trust him. This guy is legit.
Does your form match his?
Keep your eyes shut.
Look at how intensely focused he is.
Close your eyes and live in the moment.
Sit up straight please.
Let his voice soothe you.
FOCUS!
THANKS GREG.
Are we ready to return to work?
Time for another eye exercise!
This activity relaxes your hardworking eyes
Follow the red dot...
Stop if you start feeling dizzy.
It's important to do this daily
Healthy eyes. Healthy Life.
Keep at it!!
I'm here to help you.
Too much screentime has detrimental health effects
UP AND DOWN.
UP AND DOWN.
Now that your eyes are rejuvenated...
This ones a lil' tricky
It's quite hard to get the hang of...
See how you go! How many can you do?
PUSH for 40 secs, REST for 20
Try follow the diagram as best as you can
Consistency is key
Let's elevate that heartrate
EXTEND THOSE ARMS!!
You're sweating! That's a good sign
I'm so impressed right now...
1 MIN LEFT. DON'T STOP NOW
Alright. Back to the grind...
It's that time again
Take a break from work and RELAX those eyes
This technique is great for CVS sufferers
Take you time and do this slowly
Just try follow the diagram.
Make sure you do this on a regular basis
Oh.. Can't you follow simple instructions?
Keep it up :)
Yes. You're doing so well!
Don't you feel like 100X better now?
Okay... that's enough for the time being
Great. It's time to stretch with Tim :)
Super easy, you can do it from your chair!
Try keep up with him
This will benefit you so much
This view... me like
You can close your eyes if you want.
Let Tim's voice guide you.
Loosen that tension...
How good does this feel?
Try stay focused. Don't get distracted
I don't want this to end
That felt like a dream, let's get back
WOW. SO TRIPPY
Just your regularly scheduled rest break
This doesn't do anything. Just for fun
I could stare at this all day
*unconciously gets hypnotised*
Engage in a fun activity at least once a day
DON'T FALL IN. HA HA HA
Isn't this the perfect release though?
Yes. Stare right into the the center...
How surreal does this feel??
OK FUN'S OVER. Let us return to work
Okay this is fun and educational
Good for your sight and focus abilities
You've got 5 minutes to find him
This puzzle is not for beginners
You've gotta have impeccable patience and focus
This test measures your mental aptitude
Zoom in if you want. That's cheating but I'll allow it
Can you spot WallY?
Don't lose heart!
Have you tried the top-right corner?
He's a sly bugger isn't he?
Giving up huh? Maybe next time?
Strained eyes? Let's fix that!
Strengthen those eye muscles!!
I recommend this to all my patients
Take it slow.
Follow the direction of the arrows
Rotate right. Rotate left.
Do these often. Improve your life.
You have beautiful eyes BTW...
You've come a long way! So proud
It'll help more if you were consistent
Don't roll your eyes at me!
Eyes feelin' fresh? Lets get back to work
So amusing. How does it work???
Something to pass the time.
This is actually quite soothing
I could watch this all day
Sometimes you gotta take things slow
Just sit back and chill for a moment.
What are you thinking about?
What is your purpose in life?
BACK AND FORTH. TO AND FRO.
For now. Time is on our side.
Back to reality.
This will make you trip
Is she rotating RIGHT or LEFT??
Look. She's definately spinning right.
This makes me nauseous
Another optical illusion to elevate your day
Yeah. I can't work it out either.
What the magic is this?
So what's the consensus?
I need answers.
NOW
SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN
Oh wait. She just changed direction.
Okay that's enough for today.
Stop whatever it is your doing!
IT'S BREAK TIME!!!!
QUICK eye training
Follow the flashing numbers and recite aloud
No time for LAZY eyes.
Now you see me. Nek min you don't
Incredible focus happening rn
Sorry am I distracting you?
It's not as easy as it looks huh?
Don't let me or anyone get in your way
You'll master this in no time
Good workout bud! Let's go forth.
GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR!!
MOVE MOVE MOVE!
You're recent calorie intake concerns me.
This will do you some good
You've gotta put in the hard yards now
It's only 5 minutes of your life.
This is some hardcore shit
Quit complaining!
I just want you to be healthy is all
Weak! No stamina
I didn't raise no quitter
Solid workout! Until next time...
DAMN. It's pouring outside!
Let's use this time to think about life.
Let all your feelings out...
This will do you some good
Looks like your stuck inside here with me ;)
What's troubling you?
R U OK?
You know that you can always come to me yeah?
Does that put things in perspective?
There there...
That concludes our therapy session for the day...
Time for another office workout sesh!
Oh Yeah. Impressive form
Don't worry about looking silly...
Think about that dream bod!!
TOOTALLY ACHIEVABLE
Remember to take it easy if it gets to intense
It's important to keep active throughout the day
DAAMN.. YOU'RE ON FIRE!!
SO putting those 2 workers to shame rn!
Wow that was a tough move
You're physicality has improved IMMENSELY.
GREAT sesh. Hope you're feeling better
Let's SIT AND SMILE with Benjamin Bennett
He does this for 4 hours... we're trying for 5 mins
Keep your mind blank, that'll help you focus
I know you think this is weird. IT'S ART.
I know it's challenging...
I admire his strength and patience...
You call that a smile????
PLEASE SIT STILL!!
You could learn a thing or two from him
1 minute left, you're doing fineee
Solid effort! There's room for improvement
Take in all your surroundings
Let us find peace within our environment
Close your eyes and just listen
"I AM CALM... I AM CENTERED..."
Meditation is perfect for stress relief
This is magical...
Please just try it out
Stop fidgeting...
How relaxing is this music?
How's your aura?
WOW I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! WBU?
LACKING ENERGY? Leslie's got you!
WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK
She's got much knowledge
I so rate this music.
C'mon it's only 5 X 20 reps!
SO FIERCEEE
She makes me want to turn my life around
C'mon... KEEP UP
Show me what you GOT!
DAMN SON. You've got moves...
Whew. That was intense. Nice one!
Inspire Me
Good Morning/
Afternoon
Have you taken your daily vitamins yet?
Are you still there?
Ciao Bella
;)
You're looking a little tired
Aren't you hungry?
Be honest...Am I distracting you?
Are you still there?
What's your favourite song rn?
Working hard
or hardly working??
I'm here if you need anything!
You've got mail!
What are you benching these days?
This stress isn't good for your health
Do you need a bathroom break?
Smells like something died in here X_X
Almost break time!!
Reminder: Call your mother!
Keep on
keeping on...
Are you still alive???
Whatcha up to now?
Reminder to treat yourself every now and then
Don't forget: Dentist appt @ 2pm
Here if you need anything
You have an impressive work ethic
Keep it real!!
You amaze me everyday
Scale of 1 to 10: How's your mood
Reminder: Keep Hydrated.
Don't slack off now
Are you still there?
Please pick up some milk on the way home!
You have incredible focus
Don't forget to pick up the kids!
Too much screentime
... not good
DEADLINES
DEADLINES
DEADLINES
Ooh! You're Uber Eats is 5 mins away!!
So... still sitting at your desk I see
Man this room reeks! Go out & get some fresh air!!
Hey there, what's troubling you?
Did you have a look at the paperwork sent over from HR?
BTW I booked your car in for a service next month
Smile whilst you still have teeth
It's okay... you're only human
That pile is HUGE! Thinking of you in your time of need
You're doing your best
Go take a breather!! I'll man your desk
Need a pick me up? Hydrolyte's got you!
SOLDIER ON PARTNER!!
I honestly don't know how you do it
Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes?
Keep doin' you!!
Lookin' respectable AF today
Sieze the day!
FINAL REMINDER: Phone bill is due today! Pay UP
Fading fast? How about a Berocca?
I have faith in you
You're going places kid
I wouldn't exist if it weren't for you #blessed
Your body is a temple. Take care of it.
Do you have hobbies outside of work?
Where's your head at?
You promised me you'd eat better.
I can't do all the hard work.
It hurts seeing you stress this much
You've used 85% of your monthly data...
Have you ever considered a career change?
You know... there's more to life than the internet
I just LOVE watching you work
Listen to what your body is telling you
Single or taken? (asking for a friend)
What's one thing you've never told anyone?
+6 Unread Emails marked urgent
Wow, nice work man. Keep it up!
Board Meeting Thursday 4pm
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Easy there tiger!
What's wrong today?
Here's hoping your day improves
Neat! Your
boohoo.com
order has been shipped!
What a beautiful day to be stuck inside
Yeah you keep cruching those numbers
I haven't noticed any improvements yet tbh
Friendly Bathroom Break Reminder
Remember to do those exercises I showed you
That chair does not look ergonomic
You don't have to take it out on me...
I'm only trying to help.
I just wanna say that I'm proud of you
You've come a long way
A brighter future awaits you
It's hard striking that work-life balance
CONTINUE TO PURSUE YOUR DREAMS
Have you been drinking enough water?
HEY! Sit up straight!!
Pay attention...
thanks
I see you. Scrolling on Facebook.
You're my inspiration
Set goals. Aim high!
*bless you* need a tissue? or Zyrtec perhaps?
Have you had your 3 Fruit 5 Veg today?
How bout' this weather?
You seem lonely...
+1 Unread Email!
So...you plan
on stopping anytime soon?
Netflix N Chill??
I think you work too much
HONEY I'M HOME!!!
I feel like your're ignoring me
Strained eyes? Should've gone to SpecSavers
You have the mind of a genius
Do you ever feel like someone is watching you??
URGENT: CALL YOUR MOTHER
You're amazing. Don't you ever forget that
You have perfect posture. WOW
Keep up the good work
How many fingers am I holding up?
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR INNER HEALTH PLUS TODAY??
OMG.. did we just have the same thought? FREAKY
1 Missed Call from: 'MUM'
Sitting at your desk all day must be exhausting
When's the last time you worked out?
Don't stress buddy... I got your back!
C'mon! Get on your feet & make it happen
What a STUD!!
Rise n' shine!!
Have a great day today darling!!
It's beautiful outside!
You've got some serious bedhair rn
I would avoid the mirror if I were you
Don't forget your packed lunch!
Traffic flow: Moderate. Avoid Toorak Rd.
Today it will take you 26 minutes to get to work
Well Well Well!! Look who rolled up to work today!
Let's keep the details of Saturday night between us yeah?
Don't worry. No one can tell :)
Just keep swimmin'
Lord. Give us strength
Hallelujah! We survived the week
TGIF amiright??
Gee. I bet you've seen better days
I know it's Friday but a lil' effort would be nice
What's on for the weekend?
Officially off the clock!
Let's get SILLY!
DRINKS ON ME
It's Friday. Take the night off!
You should get out more
It's 8:31pm on a Saturday night... WHY?!
I'm just worried about your social life
C'MON. Go out there and socialise
You deserve some fun every now and then
Am I your only friend?
So I found this site...
meetsingles.com
Go on buddy. Put yourself out there
It's lunchtime!